Once Again. Thanks America!

If you'd worked with your protectors.

Rather than storming back into the Capitol Building. To commit an appalling act of insurrection.

I would have got to bed earlier. Recovered from my cold and be heading back to the gym today.

Unfortunately you didn't. So I can't.

So I'd best get on with some work instead.

Unless any of the Lords & Ladies are going to find that term; "Triggering."