Oh, Please God. Make It Stop!

It's like the World's longest, shittest ballet.

With none of the music.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b007t9yb

The football itself was embarrassing enough.

No-one who knows anything about football cares a flying f'ck what Mark Chapman has got to say.

Likewise no-one who knows anything about football cares a flying f'ck about Jermaine Jenas has to say.

Likewise absolutely who knows no-one cares a flying f'ck about what the other overpaid, spazzy c'nt of a fool has to say.

And absolutely no-one cares a flying f'ck about a "Goal of the Month" competition.

So as they try and drag themselves all the way into tomorrow.

This. This is what's been going around by brain. On a loop.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-i3BNqa6goE (Tiger Rag, Bix Beiderbecke, Audio, Topic).

Yeah. I should apologise.

Early on today I decide it's either a cardiac event. Or a hell of a lot of swearing.

I thought up to now I'd kept it rather clean.

After all. Who needs to swear.

When you can issue florid curses such as;

"Rrraison d'etre!"

Although. Let's be honest.

This is fast approaching the sort of situation swearing was invented for.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VDnVnivbIPE (Army Of Zombies, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, Audio, Topic).