Not Even Wild Horses.

Seriously. They live in a field.

My father's been down to meet them today. Which presumably also involved meeting up with my sister at some point.

I instead went for a haircut.

After all apparently Kwanzaa's coming.

And will last for another four years.

So men & women of my particular skill set had all best be ready for inspection.

When the buyers remorse kicks in.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PzEYLkvwsXk (Black Friday Rule, Flogging Molly, Audio, SideOneDummy).