It's Time To Bin The Broken Circuit.

Put the little wooden boys & girls back in their box.

My new headphones have arrived.

I would say that I can't believe I've spent several days listening to music on corded headphones. Like some sort of Neanderthal.

But I think disbelief went out of the window several Keir Starmers ago.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/53943709

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zPa0ewqwpSY What Happened To You, The Offspring, Official Audio).

Also.

Air Pods look even more stupid now don't they.

I mean, what are you using as a lanyard for your facemask?

Now how do I start getting them to yell at me in Mandarin?

I'd grown rather fond of that.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TzZAYnoMLUI (Blood Sex and Booze, Green Day, Official Audio).

Although clearly not as fond as certain people.

Obviously.