Where's Hetty When You Need Her.

Did no-one tell them. 

In the right hand the pen is far mightier than any chemical agent.

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/09/19/politics/package-poison-ricin-addressed-to-trump-intercepted/index.html

And continuing the theme of; "In espionage there are few things you can say which sound too crazy."

I'm pretty sure Britain is convinced Israel is paying Ultra-Orthodox men to act as sort of prayer batteries. To manipulate the quantum field.

Their corkscrew minds can dream that up.

Yet still can't grasp the concept of; "Payment."

https://imdb.com/title/tt0955082/