Elocute Faster.

 Jus' Sayin'

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2020/aug/18/in-over-his-head-michelle-obama-delivers-rebuke-of-trump-in-dnc-speech-video

Because your missus has already done you right up the mens rea.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VY4Ij8ql2kE (Theme from; "The Dukes of Hazzard" - Good Ol' Boys, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio).

And its not like she ever had a standing to testify.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jun/16/michelle-obama-london-schoolgirls-education-first-lady