The 3/5ths Compromise: In Summary.

Democrats: "We will never recognise this Negro beast as a man!

Republicans: "Ah, c'mon now." 

"Most of them have got two arms, two legs, two eyes. Some are even walking on their hind-quarters now."

"Can you not concede they're at least 2/5ths of a man?"

Democrats: "Okay. But not half."

"Definitely not half!"

"If they're free to fill in their own ballot papers we'll never win an election ever again."

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