Anyway. In Other News.

I recently purchased Bluetooth headphones.

I say; "Recently."

I've only just got used to them asking to be charged in heavily accented English.

Yesterday I think I held down the wrong combination of buttons. At the wrong time.

Now they're now barking at me in full on Chinese.

I like to think of it as all the tiny little sweatshop workers trying to escape.



Seriously.

The last time I was this stoned I asked my lungs to contract COVID-19.

Then I contracted COVID-19.

Then I stopped having COVID-19.

Disappointing really.

I always assumed I was in the top 10%.