Today is a New Day.

March 29th 2020 (29/3/20).

And did you feel the earth move?

It must have done. Significantly in fact.

What with Britain suddenly hurtling forward an hour in time.

I guess that's science though.

Completely irrelevant when a British Prime Minister has a wartime fantasy to impose.

http://www.eastsussexww1.org.uk/british-summer-time/index.html