Suddenly I Feel Dizzy & Nauseous.

Well, I say; "Suddenly."

7 pints ago I felt fine.

Now I seem to have slipped into Afrikaans.



Meanwhile;

Evita's Littlest Hemorrhoid remains adamant.

Regarding the pubs.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-51995360



Seriously.

Based in pubs not only has Britain won two world wars. It's conquered entire continents.

But give a Fascist one little chance to show that they care.

And we're all off to prison.