I May Have Hallucinated This.
And my inability to find corroborating evidence would certainly lean towards that theory.
However I'm about 98-99% sure that Miley Cyrus has shopped at the Tesco's on the High Street.
Which, if you known the High Street in question, makes it sound even more unbelievable.
Well, I say; "Shopped."
Apparently she told them she was looking for a big, old, drunken lump.
So they told her in that case she may as well p'ss off back to Australia. In that department Melbourne's practically overstocked.
Not that I was really paying it that much attention.
I gave it a swerve.
Having decided it's not really anyone's business but theirs.
However I'm about 98-99% sure that Miley Cyrus has shopped at the Tesco's on the High Street.
Which, if you known the High Street in question, makes it sound even more unbelievable.
Well, I say; "Shopped."
Apparently she told them she was looking for a big, old, drunken lump.
So they told her in that case she may as well p'ss off back to Australia. In that department Melbourne's practically overstocked.
Not that I was really paying it that much attention.
I gave it a swerve.
Having decided it's not really anyone's business but theirs.
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