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https://www.tmz.com/2024/11/30/ellen-degeneres-barely-escapes-massive-flood-in-england/#continued It's effects are even more intense in desert countries. Perhaps she should move to one of them next in order to better celebrate it.

Saturday November 30th 2024 (30/11/24). I'm still not sure how I ended up with the burden of being the global spokesperson for Judaism. So you'll have to excuse me, if I take the rest of the day off. 

It's probably because Christmas is still illegal over there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayflower Although, perhaps, not for the reason you might think. Seriously. Shouldn't it be Europe celebrating Thanksgiving? As in; "#Haw-Haw! The people who'd think of the Taliban as too liberal and decadent are your problem now!" https://www.timetravel-britain.com/articles/christmas/ban.shtml

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14142075/Who-left-Im-Celeb-Loose-Womens-Jane-Moore-swipe-ageism-sexism.html But by the time 9pm rolls around. I kind of want to be watching TV.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14141971/Miley-Cyrus-blames-mom-Tish-controversial-pole-dancing-16.html At least there'll be a relative around to hear it.

I was also trying to have it off with two of Neptune's moons, at the same. However, at some point in the future, I going to have to find a way to avoid shearing metal from cog as I slide into the following segue; Despite them being the three Abrahamic Religions. God is a very different concept within Judaism than it is within Christianity and Islam. Within those religions God is considered to be something of an; "Other." An old dude looking down on us from another dimension; "The Heavens." Within Judaism God is more considered to be our dimension itself; "The Universe." Another important difference is that within Christianity and Islam your duty is to; "Obey God." Within the Church of England your duty is simply to; "Obey." Within Judaism you are actively encouraged to argue with God. It is not enough to simply repeat the word of God, unknowingly. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi style. You actually have to understand the word of God. Your duty...

However, as with Mandeville's assertion that Dutch Protestant Bees are the best Bees. Due to a selfish self-interest which means they will serve only themselves, rather than the collective good of the Hive. I wish to pick a bone of contention with Hobbes. As I, myself, have observed something of a Social Contract emerge between Foxes and Cats. Within the State of Nature. Seriously. You can almost imagine them meeting one day and having the following conversation; Fox: "Blimey. This having to kill every animal before it kills you is a bit exhausting, innit." Cat: "You're telling me. Have you noticed I'm here on my own?!" Fox: "So you're not going to force us off this territory then." Cat: "I wouldn't think so. My main territory is inside a house. Where it's warm, dry and soft, all of the time." Fox: "Good for you(!) Now, you're not going to try and steal are food, are you." Cat: "Well, that depends. Unle...