Twitter With Brain Cells

https://news.sky.com/story/hainault-sword-attack-14-year-old-boy-dies-after-stabbing-attack-in-northeast-london-13126207 Not while clearly displaying a No Go. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/never-stake-more-than-you-can-afford-to.html

https://english.news.cn/20240429/2be7239f0157445ea47a094f8034e305/c.html

https://english.news.cn/20240430/9012f87fd49b44b1bd9e29864ee7dcf6/c.html However they can certainly moderate their own behaviour.

https://english.news.cn/20240430/dd93e4c9a88844b6b767660b4ef697dd/c.html

Tuesday April 30th 2024 (30/4/24). I can't say I'm hating this new post volume.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-latest-un-nuclear-watchdog-concerned-israel-could-target-iranian-nuclear-facilities-in-revenge-attack-12978800?postid=7602327#liveblog-body Also. He's broken his foot.

Monday April 29th 2024 (29/4/24). And some people will be going to bed tonight every bit as ignorant as when they went to bed last night.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/gantz-far-right-ministers-issue-dueling-ultimatums-to-pm-over-hostage-deal-rafah-op/ Things won't stop blowing. Until he's gone.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/27/noah-cyrus-blasts-troll-joke-love-triangle-tish-dominic-purcell/#continued So that box will have to go unticked. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhJamWFwBrE&pp (I've Got An Ape Drape, The Vandals, Good, Audio, Topic).

https://news.sky.com/story/more-human-remains-found-in-two-locations-as-part-of-salford-torso-inquiry-13125240 https://news.sky.com/story/hamas-releases-video-of-hostages-as-efforts-to-broker-a-ceasefire-in-gaza-continue-13124680 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-799030

https://news.sky.com/story/circus-performer-injured-after-falling-from-wheel-of-faith-at-blackpool-tower-13124857 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/never-stake-more-than-you-can-afford-to.html

https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/28/tommy-trojan-usc-statue-vandalized-pro-palestinian-protesters/#continued

https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/28/cara-delevingne-cause-los-angeles-house-fire-department/#continued https://english.news.cn/20240427/1491a0186a99402a9cddd6d6caf70811/c.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/all-those-stunts.html

Sunday April 28th 2024 (28/4/24). It looks like it's going to be another thoroughly miserable day weather-wise.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/24/billie-eilish-sexuality-wanted-face-vagina-masturbation/#continued

https://news.sky.com/story/british-troops-delivering-aid-in-gaza-an-option-according-to-whitehall-sources-13124164

https://english.news.cn/20240427/5b6256dcdd19480a8446d849eb629f17/c.html

https://english.news.cn/northamerica/20240427/6acc85ab2e2c4e1ababf0284ff86f31a/c.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/all-those-stunts.html

Saturday April 27th 2024 (27/4/24). At least there's no suspense over whether I'll be able to dry my laundry outside.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/9-eurovision-contestants-urge-immediate-ceasefire-hostage-return-reject-boycott/ As with Benny Gantz. They shall have green triangles by their names.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNhAk4rVgNc&pp (Özünla Apar, FAHREE ft. Ilkin Dovlatov, Azerbaijan, Official Video, Eurovision Song Contest). But that isn't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJYn09tuPw4&pp (October Rain, Eden Golan, Israel, Official Video, Eurovision Song Contest). Yet they wonder why everyone just walked out on them.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/25/miley-cyrus-with-mom-tish-spotted-together-love-triangle-noah/#continued https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4oia_GDUls&pp (Down In The Tube Station At Midnight, The Jam, Full, Official Audio). *tuts* Such a Drag(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc&pp (Achy Breaky Heart, Billy Ray Cyrus, Official Video).

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13353581/Charli-XCXs-unearthed-Lip-Sync-Battle-branded-virtual-declaration-war-hate-crime-star-sang-track-Irish-band-B-Witched-alongside-Union-Flag-clad-dancers.html

https://news.sky.com/story/king-charles-to-return-to-public-facing-duties-following-positive-response-to-cancer-treatment-13123395 https://news.sky.com/story/military-horses-that-bolted-through-london-being-closely-observed-after-surgery-with-others-set-to-return-to-duty-13123668 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/all-those-stunts.html Also. Be aware of when you're in a countdown.

https://news.sky.com/story/arne-slot-liverpool-reach-agreement-in-principle-with-feyenoord-over-jurgen-klopps-successor-13123691 https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/21/dutch-cup-fire-break-out-soccer-feyenoord-fans-smoke-viral/

https://news.sky.com/story/peter-kay-forced-to-postpone-gigs-for-a-second-time-because-of-arena-issues-13123270 Yet not the only one that's actually going to see them pass.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/22/nascar-geico-500-talladega-crash-tyler-reddick-michael-jordan-win-racecar/#continued

https://english.news.cn/europe/20240426/dbb374900b844cac941406992c780b88/c.html

Friday April 26th 2024 (26/4/24). And are we to assume particularly psychotic today?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13345899/Billie-Eilish-attracted-women-never-planned-discuss-sexuality.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxTJCdfzj8E&pp (Home Now, No Doubt, Audio, NoDoubtTV).

https://news.sky.com/story/theyre-terrified-of-the-possible-results-us-considers-cutting-funds-to-notorious-israeli-army-unit-13122025

https://news.sky.com/story/meta-shares-take-125bn-hit-as-facebook-owner-raises-spending-forecasts-13122169

https://news.sky.com/story/two-horses-which-bolted-through-central-london-in-a-serious-condition-13122508

https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/20/doctor-who-ncuti-gatwa-white-mediocrity-celebrated-sex-education/#continued

https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/24/kamala-harris-secet-service-agent-attack-supervisor-off-assignment/#continued

https://english.news.cn/europe/20240425/038dd4519b8d450b9766eb6c16dbb386/c.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/ive-yet-to-seehear-acknowledgement-if.html

https://english.news.cn/20240425/0793d65b489948589e1ae1d614360dba/c.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/sighs-as-long-as-this-current-countdown.html

Thursday April 25th 2024 (25/4/24). There's still absolutely no shortage of things that need doing.

https://news.sky.com/story/israel-hamas-war-hostages-parents-tell-him-stay-strong-after-video-shows-him-alive-but-missing-part-of-arm-13122278

https://news.sky.com/story/seven-teenagers-arrested-after-posing-unacceptable-risk-following-sydney-church-stabbing-13121913 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/hmm-still-in-loco-parentis-i-see.html While that was never even a possibility. https://news.sky.com/story/paris-olympics-16-year-old-arrested-after-he-said-he-wanted-to-die-a-martyr-at-games-13122216 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/surely-no-one-was-expecting-me-to.html

https://news.sky.com/story/three-people-hurt-and-one-arrested-during-incident-at-school-in-ammanford-in-west-wales-13122033 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/even-they-must-have-noticed-that.html

https://news.sky.com/story/number-of-horses-on-the-loose-in-central-london-as-one-appears-to-be-covered-in-blood-13121912 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/and-why-does-he-think-his-opinions.html

It's for a book I'm writing. Entitled; At Least Benny Gantz Gets To Be Prime Minister: How Israel Lost The War & Failed To Get Its Hostages Back. Not that I have a publisher at the moment. Let alone an advance. So there's no rush

https://english.news.cn/20240424/9c34adb1fc6b4e3db5e901fab31114b7/c.html

Wednesday April 24th 2024 (24/4/24). I'm certainly noticing that I spent all day on my feet yesterday.

https://news.sky.com/story/israeli-attack-hit-iranian-air-defence-radar-satellite-pictures-suggest-13121459 Has anyone got sight of Benny Gantz's resignation from politics yet?

https://news.sky.com/story/irish-pm-simon-harris-apologises-to-families-for-their-living-nightmare-over-stardust-nightclub-fire-13121619

https://news.sky.com/story/nottingham-forest-to-privately-hear-var-audio-connected-to-three-penalty-claims-13121632 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/they-cant-pretend-they-dont-know-theyre.html Sunday's hyper-localised technical fault didn't make the grade. Obviously.

Then ask you what 1+1 equals. Only for you to be unable to answer; "2." Then you've left me with no choice other than to conclude that you are educationally sub-normal. Meaning there is no point in me, or anyone else, exerting any more effort on you.

https://english.news.cn/europe/20240423/28dfebd9ceae416d9cbf3479cf0031bc/c.html

https://english.news.cn/asiapacific/20240423/b674e2b944814a17a96598573049f2fd/c.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/either-at-school-at-scheduled-time.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/even-they-must-have-noticed-that.html

https://english.news.cn/20240423/b070fe200d574a25852c6e10eab32845/c.html  

https://english.news.cn/20240423/e409042746ef42c4a4dcf8f16b4af0ce/c.html

https://english.news.cn/20240423/c494c5b40c174ef3ae29883702a5d7db/c.html

Tuesday April 23rd 2024 (23/4/24). Grass-Cutting. Unlike a particularly vile Israeli politican. I'd rather hoped this laboured metaphor would be over by now.

https://news.sky.com/story/peter-kay-gigs-pulled-just-a-day-ahead-of-co-op-lives-launch-in-manchester-13120934 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/none-of-which-explains-why-it-wasnt-done.html

https://news.sky.com/story/mercedes-car-crashes-through-primary-school-wall-before-stopping-in-classroom-13120879 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/which-is-what-happens-when-clear-firm.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/its-up-to-britain-to-explain-why-it.html

https://news.sky.com/story/dozens-arrested-at-yale-univesrsity-and-columbia-cancels-classes-amid-pro-palestinian-protests-13121016 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/even-they-must-have-noticed-that.html

https://news.sky.com/story/flight-delays-warning-after-power-failure-at-liverpool-airport-13121002 And is there any word on whether those acting in absentia parentis have acknowledged their decision of March 15th yet? As I need to plan out what to do with all this free time. A bit sand, slightly warmer weather. I'd feel like I'm on holiday.

https://news.sky.com/story/huw-edwards-resigns-from-bbc-corporation-says-13120954 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/seriously-thats-still-their-equivalent.html Towards their next Pass/Fail. While I try and work out what I'm going to do with all this free time.

https://english.news.cn/20240422/7dd4cdc609b44d0f846a19081ac385b2/c.html Now they just need to get the details right.

https://english.news.cn/europe/20240422/5b60dc8e9d3e4966b88f8b49fec44238/c.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/i-assume-all-holidaymakers-have-now.html

https://english.news.cn/asiapacific/20240422/b6ab9ecdcaf844e2bc4b1e407cd558f6/c.html

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-798246

Monday April 22nd 2024 (22/4/24). *sighs* *checks watch* 10:10. Oh well. I'm not going to go looking for them.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/21/l-a-mayor-karen-bass-official-residence-broken-into-she-was-home/#continued Noticed it's started yet(?!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwlFaXuxxJE&pp (Ring Them Bells, Joan Baez, Live, Official Audio).

Some will get that. Others won't!

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-798177 We might, finally, be on for an orgasm tonight! https://en..wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_designator https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRLnXwAOnuk&pp (Dead American, Lars Frederiksen & The Bastards, Audio, Tinark).

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13333673/Rihanna-legs-mini-skirt-fur-coat-celebrates-420-Los-Angeles.html But just in case there's anyone who still isn't thoroughly disgusted. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/do-you-remember-when-i-broke-tip-of-my.html It's the same Zinc Oxide Tape.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13332111/Zendaya-chic-pink-outfit-Challengers-Amazon-MGM-Studios-LA.html Not a boast, a worry. Of course I'm very much at peace with her spending a lot of time in my city. https://twitter.com/BBCTheOneShow/status/1778507245996708280 As long as someone reminds me. I can always remember to be out. But seeing as I now seem to be saying everything out loud. Best place for her. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13317083/Megan-Thee-Stallion-Patricia-Arquette-honored-Planned-Parenthood.html After that. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13293039/Megan-Thee-Stallion-nude-Womens-Health-cover.html Even I'm worried I might be pregnant.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/21/melissa-mccarthy-defends-meghan-markle-claim-smart-interesting-women-threaten-people/#continued

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/68868160 To go along with her apron(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jQGA--UwS0&pp (Pipebomb On Lansdowne, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio).

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/seriously-thats-still-their-equivalent.html Loose screw, apparently. I suppose I should at least try to be upset though. So; *coughs* *clears throat* "Oh no(!) Now I've got to stay up late, drinking alcohol. Possibly watch a movie(!)" "Then, if needs be. Just go straight back to bed tomorrow(!)" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrNkHXANaXE&pp (Whistles The Wind, Flogging Molly, Official Audio).

https://news.sky.com/story/race-car-veers-off-track-and-kills-seven-people-in-sri-lanka-13120619 Twice.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/have-nasa-got-livestream-up-on-these.html Managing to attend school, as scheduled.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/have-nasa-got-livestream-up-on-these.html One day.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-798144 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-798164 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blvm2bTXqCc&pp (Honky Tonk Blues, Charley Pride, In, Official Audio). Tomorrow It Will Need To Be Visible From Space! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRJhsYf-jok&pp (Honky Tonk Heroes, Waylon Jennings, Single, Official Audio).

https://news.sky.com/story/pm-appalled-at-met-police-openly-jewish-exchange-as-sadiq-khan-summons-commissioner-for-urgent-meeting-13119980 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHXvMcLrLSY (Family Guy - Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubemen, Video, Sebastien Charron).

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/well-thats-final-test-completed.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/if-you-cant-adjust-your-schedule-to.html https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/21/universal-studios-tram-crash-15-injured/#continued You slip, slide and stumble into the countdown anyway.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/definitely-on-ozempic-now-then.html Any flicker on that NASA livestream yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGvOI1qRXdU&pp (Are You Ready For The Country, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio).

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13332111/Zendaya-chic-pink-outfit-Challengers-Amazon-MGM-Studios-LA.html Or just the one. Provided your cartoonish stereotype of an Italian grandmother is also a lesbian. Yeah. I don't know how "Harassing Zendaya" emerged as my Spring 2024 trend. Although dare I suggest that, in future, she learns to pace herself. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/02/luckily-these-are-not-meta-owned.html

https://news.sky.com/story/michigan-us-two-children-dead-after-suspected-drunk-driver-crashes-into-birthday-party-13119930 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/and-why-does-he-think-his-opinions.html Without further heaping humiliation on themselves by confirming that some sort of impairment rendered them incapable of understanding the answer.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/its-really-hard-to-feel-sorry-for-them.html

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/i-am-now-about-to-be-extremely.html Not more ridiculous attempts at ameteur f'cking theatrics.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-798116 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/i-do-keep-wondering-whether-its-worth.html

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-797958 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/its-really-hard-to-feel-sorry-for-them.html

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-797950 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/i-am-now-about-to-be-extremely.html An Israeli political party voluntarily disbanding. Its leader announcing he's looking forward to a new life in Tasmania.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/home-front-lifted-restrictions-used-as-a-fake-out-weapon-to-surprise-iran-analysis-797902 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/yeah-was-performance-that-terrible.html At least try and give her some grandchildren.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/anti-israel-activists-that-praised-iran-attack-slam-israeli-strike-797877 There always is. We can only hope the room that person is in has locks on the doors and padding on the walls.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-797957

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/israeli-sources-to-post-an-eye-for-an-eye-not-clear-why-pentagon-leaked-info-on-attack-797885 I'd best go wash them. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/i-am-now-about-to-be-extremely.html

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-798105 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/any-effort-that-doesnt-get-them-to.html

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-797675 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/i-am-now-about-to-be-extremely.html Far larger than what's already visible from space.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-798059 Then you don't get to attend school.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-798098

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-797998 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/one-day-left-to-ensure-its-first-thing.html

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-798054 Or not. I'm terribly sorry that some people are sounding like a broken record. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/well-we-all-know-gono-go-point.html If only there was something they could do to escape their ignorance.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-798050

Sunday April 21st 2024 (21/4/24). Time for more laundry roulette.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/its-really-hard-to-feel-sorry-for-them.html So, clearly. We need to have a discussion. Over whether to move ahead with the countdown.

Well. I've managed to bruise the bone in the same tip of the same finger. I did it when fitting/refitting those blinds. Several hours after I finished, by catching it in a door. As, apparently, that's my life! It turns out this particular phalange is the one I rest the weight of my tablet on. So I've taken to wearing the same split on it, periodically. Only to cushion it rather than to keep it aligned. It's only bruised rather than broken. Even my pain threshold would've noticed that by now. #RetroBling!

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/shakes-head-idiot-demon.html Was that the cunning Jedi mind-trick all along(?!)

https://olympics.com/ioc/news/ioc-takes-the-lead-for-the-olympic-movement-and-launches-olympic-ai-agenda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8AdYt7ZP-c&pp (The Black Velvet Band, The Dubliners, 2012, Official Audio). It certainly can't be a belief based upon his achievements. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuNlgzdkE44&pp (I'll Tell Me Ma, The Irish Rovers, 50, Official Audio).

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/it-turns-out-its-not-amateur-theatrics.html

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-latest-un-nuclear-watchdog-concerned-israel-could-target-iranian-nuclear-facilities-in-revenge-attack-12978800?postid=7562182#liveblog-body It's a Pass/Fail. Hurtling towards them.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68860454 They were told they're facing a Pass/Fail. They were told when they're facing it. So they've had a week to prepare themselves. When the rule is actually; "Immediately." https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/i-am-now-about-to-be-extremely.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13328937/Eurovision-UK-Olly-Alexander-quirky-style-dizzy.html ________________ Technically in absentia parentis.  Although that's an even more obscure reference.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-798021

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-797993

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-797970 At least try to overcome whatever intrusive, nonsense thoughts have afflicted them thus far.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-797949

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-797969

Under the rules which apply to everybody else. It is now Israel's responsibility to do the work of contacting me. To show me proof that they are not educationally sub-normal. However as it is the weekend and I can't really be bothered. Until Monday I will go to the trouble of contact them. To give them the opportunity to show me said proof.

Saturday April 20th 2024 (20/4/24). My return to the gym and the arrival of Spring weather means that I now get to play that most British of games; Laundry Roulette. Will you be able to dry your laundry outside, in the gaps between the completely random rain showers?!

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/if-theyre-not-at-school-on-monday.html Just as all holidaymakers know who to contact. To insist that the correct signal is displayed. Although if there are still those amongst us who have not realised. That this is simply time passing until they arrive at a Pass/Fail. The result of which makes little difference to me. Then I have to start wondering if there's actually any point at all.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13326675/Taylor-Swift-fans-emotionally-label-Tortured-Poets-Department-masterpiece-best-album-officially-drops-anticipated-11th-studio-LP.html All that time away from school.

https://news.sky.com/story/met-police-apologises-for-using-phrase-openly-jewish-as-antisemitism-campaigner-accuses-force-of-victim-blaming-13118714 That is the only noise that Britain is permitted to make tomorrow.

https://news.sky.com/story/o2-academy-brixton-reopens-after-fatal-crush-what-robust-conditions-are-in-place-13118650 In order for school to be available to them again. The first is absolute silence. Have they managed to work out the second yet?

https://news.sky.com/story/first-known-test-dogfight-between-ai-and-human-pilot-carried-out-us-military-says-13118545 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13303567/Selena-Gomez-passionate-kiss-boyfriend-Benny-Blanco.html Perhaps something they might want to learn about? By remaining absolutely silent. Until they are able to present themselves at school. At the next opportunity which has, very charitably, been scheduled for them.