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I Really Tried to Stay Out of Brexit.
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The European Union (EU) has never protected even my most basic of rights; https://www.equalityhumanrights.com/en/human-rights/human-rights-act In fact the cause of 'European Unity' has seen the EU constantly protect Epstein & Co. Those days are now over. So just to be clear; I didn't tell you to vote Leave. Nor did I tell you to vote Remain. I merely told you the tactics to use to achieve the objective you'd already chosen. And I did so under what, I thought, was a pretty clear disclaimer. https://youtube.com/watch?v=_zBwRDEFMRY Plus I think everyone sitting at the top table has made one thing abundantly clear. By now you really should've cut those Albatrosses off from around your neck. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ilm0SRub5Xg
We're Not Saying the North-West is Grim.
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But. https://news.sky.com/story/milkman-stabbed-in-the-stomach-while-completing-early-morning-round-in-cheshire-11922501 Of the 150 Britons set to be repatriated 68 opted to stay in Wuhan. Apparently the other 82 are already demanding to be infected with Ebola. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ocJuebYC-9g
So Newcastle Needs Coal After All.
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Sadly neither the Chief Medical Officer; https://news.sky.com/story/first-two-cases-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-uk-11922375 Nor the Prime Minister have a clue; https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/boris-johnson-to-make-african-immigration-easier-with-people-before-passports-promise-0z97tddbt But, Africa. At some point we're going to need to have a chat about this Belt and Road initiative. Because the more regressive amongst know why you're not exactly famous for your robust healthcare systems. Even if American politics remains terminally broken. https://youtube.com/watch?v=UlR4Z4AZ1ho
I Thought It Was 150 Diseased Souls
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https://news.sky.com/story/first-two-cases-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-uk-11922375 Who urgently need to be rehoused in a secure facility. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FZlkJABX94 Incidentally. Britain has booked five Horseman Coaches to ferry evacuees to The Wirral. https://www.horsemancoaches.co.uk/ Proving they can't even get that right.
2019nCov is Now Formally of Intentional Concern.
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Apparently not only can it not follow the science it can't even follow the conversations about the science. On a more practical level there have now been 4 person-to-person infections outside of China. Including in the US. Which explains why America scooped up 150 incubators. Even Britain should be able to detect some antibodies in that lot. Although they are currently batting 0 for 97.* *0 for 161. Traditionally at 110 the test series is considered over.
The Things We Have to Endure.
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https://us.cnn.com/2020/01/29/health/us-coronavirus-evacuation-wednesday/index.html Due to British police's complete inability to catch a f'cking cold. https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/28/boy-16-hacked-death-machete-killed-frenzied-attack-lasting-40-seconds-12136549/ https://youtube.com/watch?v=4Sc81yxo600
Britain Sure Does Love Parading It's Embarassments.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-51293715 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-51293805 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-51283186 Except for its biggest one; It's refusal to do any work. They of course won't be returning to Britain from China. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51292590 They will be returning to Britain from America. It is America that is organising the evacuation. Britain still thinks hosting 2019nCoV is everyone's patriotic duty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFeUBOJgaLU
Many Fine Things Laid Upon His Table.
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https://news.sky.com/story/grenfell-contractors-ask-for-no-prosecution-guarantee-from-inquiry-11920712 Just the latest opportunity for, I assume now, Mr Moore-Bick to meet his most basic legal obligation. To suspend the Inquest/Inquiry until the criminal cases are completed. Starting with the arsonist who set the fire and the police and fire officers who conspired to cover it up.
Today is a New Day.
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January 29th 2020 (29/1/20). My main priority is finding a discreet way of apologising to Rihanna. Being the harpie sent to drag me onto the rocks of Instagram has rather complicated things. But if she is still planning to spend time in Khanistan the offer to hang out and see what happens still stands. Although this time she will have to do all the work. 14 years of internment has left none of us looking particularly pretty anymore.
Well, Movement Is Life.
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https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-outbreak-britons-set-to-be-evacuated-from-wuhan-11920201 https://youtube.com/watch?v=amlnZAWHMXU I mean. Seriously, sh't. It's hard to believe that even in a 194ft world barefoot & pregnant ever got credited. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ugjNkdcnqNs Okay. Maybe it was only 3ft. But you try a measure o' the man. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ae_PUgTbhPU Yeah. 2019nCoV did have a little cameo in the penultimate episode of The Affair. Until they did the only sensible thing; Hit the "Apocalypse" button and incinerated it.
A Terrible Affair Innit.
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So was that the really rapey one? Or the really, really rapey one. https://us.cnn.com/2020/01/26/us/calabasas-helicopter-crash-trnd/index.html Thank You. Try Again. https://news.sky.com/story/robert-archibald-trailblazing-scottish-basketball-star-dies-aged-39-11917426T https://youtube.com/watch?v=D2ddp_bs54Q
I Think It's Fair to Assume We've Arrived at; "Obscure."
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Today is a New Day.
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January 25th 2020 (25/1/20). And speaking of Rats; Has little Chucky boy finally heard the word? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zboXNSXqOtE Or is he still lumbering under the misapprehension. That there's something to be saved. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW_7XBrDBAA Because China is being very open with the international community about this Cor,Ana virus. It's just.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsaFBNvhceA
In No Position To Talk There.
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Are you Germany. https://news.sky.com/story/rot-am-see-fatalities-after-police-respond-to-shooting-in-german-town-11916581 Having provided the druggie Brits with the big excuse to blow their simple deadline. By failing to dispatch a courier. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51234625 https://youtube.com/watch?v=QzCyF0lrioc
The Crown Knows The Doors.
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And the Crown knows the scores. https://us.cnn.com/2020/01/23/australia/australia-firefighter-crash-intl-hnk/index.html The question is why we are still pretending that the seat fillers security clearances extend that far. If they wish to resign in protest of a decision that has already been taken. Then they are free to do so. https://twitter.com/bbcpolitics/status/1111197971800948736?lang=en
I Should Probably Mention.
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On December 28th 2019 (28/1/19) I received a spoof SMS. Purporting to be from one of my mothers. It invited me to join a WhatsApp group. Ironic considering I received it on a flip-phone. https://news.sky.com/story/saudi-arabia-involved-in-hacking-of-amazon-boss-jeff-bezos-phone-un-will-say-11914739 Obviously I ignored it. Britain has been repeatedly informed of what it must do if it wants to reopen the conversation. Until then this is nothing but a kill mission. It would take a special type of retard to think the target is going to offer assistance under those circumstances.
Only An Idiot Would Be Smiling.
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10784877/meghan-markle-walk-vancouver-archie-harry/ https://youtube.com/watch?v=-qCpFn1iIqk There's really no shame in it. https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/a30587012/prince-harry-speech-sentebale-event-full-transcript/ They all beg. https://youtube.com/watch?v=5pQV_-40m_U In the end. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gr8AjZrFzAg
Having Blown a Very Simple Deadline.
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On its long journey back to reality Britain is getting way ahead of itself. https://news.sky.com/story/royal-review-after-meghan-given-title-of-divorced-woman-11913741 However, at this stage, all indicators only seem to point in one direction. https://www.theguardian.com/global/video/2020/jan/20/drone-footage-shows-massive-dust-storm-sweeping-across-central-new-south-wales-video https://youtube.com/watch?v=GTnVMulDTYA Any K&R team leader will tell you; The wellbeing of the offender comes absolutely bottom of the priority of life in any extraction plan.
Ask Stupid Questions.
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https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/01/you-knew-today-was-deadline-day.html And suddenly it's a discussion about whether a nation that allows the Wellcome Trust to continue to operate can remain a member of the World Health Organisation. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-health-pneumonia/as-virus-spreads-to-more-chinese-cities-who-calls-emergency-meeting-idUSKBN1ZJ001 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51174783
You Knew Today Was Deadline Day.
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So I can offer no explanation as to why you decided to waste it on stupid questions. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-51179911 Medical professionals who engaged in illegal medical experiments face the death penalty. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctors%27_trial There is absolutely no suggestion they will be able to continue to practice. So seeing as how you were so desperate to send the knifemen out today you should have sent them to the actual. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9E26NCDEOWw
Sikhs And Their Knives.
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All Sikh men are required by their religion to carry a knife - known as a; "Kirpan" - with them at all times. So under the doctrine of; "Multiculturalism" Sikh men are exempt from British laws regarding the possession of knives. Provided they also uphold the other Five K's of the Sikh faith. There are not though exempt from the British laws regarding the use of knives against other people. The Homicide and Offences Against the Person acts etc. This was a big talking point at the 2016 Eurovision Song Contest.
Everywhere You Look.
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2020/jan/19/blizzards-and-storms-strike-canadas-newfoundland-video https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australia-hailstones-melbourne-size-golf-balls-weather-fires-a9291116.html https://news.sky.com/story/uk-cold-weather-alert-vulnerable-at-risk-as-temperatures-could-fall-to-7c-11912860 There's only one message breaking through. Loud & Clear. https://youtube.com/watch?v=2R_DnNvxUa4
Now That's Just Rude.
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Germany called a Heads Of Government/State (HOGS) Summit on the continuing conflict in Libya. Britain sent a Blank Tool. https://youtube.com/watch?v=qD7s4wC1g4M A Tool with such poor situational awareness it's well known that he's passed forged driving documents. https://youtube.com/watch?v=CVirrNiNwl8 I mean. I've got an unblemished, 20 year driving record. And it's obvious. From all the spelling mistakes. https://youtube.com/watch?v=G7WTIR4V7tc
Oh, Dear. This Is Just Embarrassing.
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https://news.sky.com/story/stalking-protection-orders-police-given-powerful-new-tool-to-protect-victims-11912279 The classic presentation of Grandiose Delusions is that they share an exceptional relationship with a famous, powerful and important person. I don't think there's ever been recorded a case so severe the patient thought they had dominion and control over the anointed one. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/01/13/british-woman-dies-australia-falling-cliff-near-sydney/
Has No-one Heard of the Movie; "This Is England."
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Seriously? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Is_England I thought it was the one good idea Channel 4 absolutely thrashed to death. https://youtube.com/watch?v=WI2NYRhlM30 Sorry. The white noise machine sent me off on a bit of a tangent. https://youtube.com/watch?v=XkGigEMADIc https://youtube.com/watch?v=8bxkfndap5Q
The Secret Intelligence Service.
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Yep. Failed on all three fronts there haven't you son. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/11138459/New-MI6-head-revealed-as-Alex-Younger-to-replace-Sir-John-Sawers.html So I assume the letter of resignation has already been tendered. And there will be no future attempts to draw upon public funds. https://youtube.com/watch?v=9E26NCDEOWw
Speaking of The Affair.
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Much like "The Crown" I think we're all only still watching out of a sense of politeness. That thing with Joanie now being older than her mother is just weird. It's nice to see the Whitney character to finally develop though. She was well up herself to begin with. Fortunately the *ahem* Foreign Office has now formally responded. Acknowledging that the Dick will be meeting with the base commander to receive their security orders on Monday. Not in the spring. Not at the end of the season. On Monday (20/1/20). They will immediately cease fraternising with members of the ongoing criminal enterprise. Which now clearly represents the number one national security threat facing the UK.
Sierra Oscar.
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https://news.sky.com/story/police-probe-footage-of-car-on-wrong-side-of-road-near-harry-dunn-raf-base-11911578 Those Browning HP's may be old. But they're still beautiful for resolving security challenges. I mean. Think of all the time, money and blood Britain would've saved itself. If that little Bristols security threat had been resolved in its stead. #NoMeansNo. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gr8AjZrFzAg
Nope.
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https://news.sky.com/story/harry-and-meghan-to-lose-royal-funds-and-hrh-titles-from-spring-11912020 Immediate closure orders & declarations of intentional homelessness. Until the titles are signed over in full. As you have chosen to burn all your admin time you will also immediately dispatch a letter fully APOLOGISING for your clerical error. I also strongly recommend you send another letter of apology. For being so dumb f'ck not to realise how damaging it is to conduct yourself in this way.
So Britain's Cured Cancer.
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And all forms of mental illness. Or perhaps the Chinese are entirely correct as to how great thou art. https://news.sky.com/story/china-virus-which-killed-four-may-be-more-widespread-report-11911340 And you wish to recieve an education then you are going to have to mop up the blood you have shed. The days of people wiping up your messes for you are long gone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R_DnNvxUa4
Today is a New Day.
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January 18th 2020 (18/1/20). And absolutely nobody can say that they weren't kept fully informed as to the inevitability of the passage of time. There are just some so stupid they got to thinking it was somehow negotiable. I, myself, have the winter grot. So am literally counting the minutes until I can go back to bed.
I'd Do The Obvious Joke.
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About the men in white coats finally getting their hands on Botany Bay. https://news.sky.com/story/heathrow-delays-dozens-of-flights-affected-after-raf-closes-airspace-11910712 But it's exactly that type of Gin Lane talk that brought Britain to this point. Where all that has been stolen must be returned. Starting with the obvious. Sadly in years of internment people have left this Earth. The only way for that to be returned is for the people responsible to also leave this Earth. I thought that was the main teachable moment from the Soleimani business; If you're not prepared to pay. Don't ever choose to run up a blood debt.
Today is a New Day.
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January 17th 2020 (17/1/20). And I see Britain is still crying out for help. https://news.sky.com/story/father-i-have-no-doubt-that-social-media-helped-kill-my-teen-daughter-11910407 While refusing the help that is on offer. Because the dragons that got them into this mess long have been slain. They just need to stop wasting resources trying to prop up the corpses.
Did I Mention?
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I used to share a house with a guy who worked at the UK's critical Cabinet Office Briefing Room A (COBRA). https://news.sky.com/story/reynhard-sinaga-prolific-rapists-sentence-referred-for-being-too-lenient-11910022 Just like how I once got into a drinking game with a guy from GCHQ. Although he didn't realise it at the time he ended up paying. Just like how I've seen a military analyst from the *ahem* Foreign Office try to chat up a real life woman. Just like how I've talked the dogs with a guy from Porton Down. So top tip on these Grandiose Delusions; Don't try them on with people who've actually met you. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ixrje2rXLMA
Just In Case There Were Any Lingering Doubts.
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Over whose request has been honoured today; https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/01/and-you-thought-novichok-was-mood-killer.html https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-51119415 Because between my Israelis and my Iranians. Surely it's past time for Britain to start asking itself the obvious question. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5OXON8vIaA Probably something to do with it being an absolute fucking miracle that any of us survived to adulthood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hflx4J_L9cs
And Right On Cue.
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My PC's been trashed. So I can't believe I'm having to say this out loud. To supposedly educated people; You don't concede you're an absolute disaster by making my life more difficult. You concede that you're an absolute disaster by doing as you're told. And making my life easier. You know. Basic; "How to Address a Superior Officer" stuff. If you're still doubting my superiority. Then why are you still desperately searching for all the ways I've played you 'round the globe these past 20 odd years?
No-one Gives A Damn About Prince Harry.
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Which is, admittedly, a harsh message for the first placed brother to deliver. But look what PwC are prepared to pay out. On the off chance of getting a few scraps from my table. https://youtube.com/watch?v=DBfsgcswlYQ So keep talking to me as if I don't own a property empire. See where your grandiose delusions get you. https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/12/middleeast/iran-kimia-alizadeh-defects/index.html
Remember When GCHQ Trashed My PC.
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I mean the most recent time. They're going to need to pay for a replacement. In return I will accept the severed finger of the person who thought that was an idea. That will be my gift to them. Moving forward they're clearly going to need that nub. To remind them. So yes. There's been a million and one ways to resolve this. It could have been avoided entirely. If only they'd managed to keep a civil tongue in their heads. Some 15 years after they were first taught that lesson. Instead though they decided to push and push and push. So now we've arrived at shove. And they have to return absolutely everything that's been stolen. And no. Clearly they can't continue with the 'communities' who have brought them nothing but failure and shame. https://youtube.com/watch?v=-qCpFn1iIqk
Britain: You Know Your Cunning Endgame.
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Yeah, we all know it too. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51103686 So maybe it's time for you to change course. And no. This isn't us cowering in fear at your brilliance. It's that natural instinct to protect. The thing which kicks in when you see an unaccompanied toddler playing by a busy highway. Because; Wow! You really can't tell rancher from cattle can you. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-51122886
The Passengers Are Still Revolting?
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Now there's an attitude that clearly highlights some very special needs. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-51093999 That of course is Britain's choice. It can employ a highly skilled professional to fix their clearly defective mental healthcare system. Or it can insist that the miscarriages of justice be allowed the stand. There are, of course, strict rules preventing anyone even suggesting that the miscarriages of justice be allowed to stand.
Well Flybe Was Exciting Wasn't It.
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https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/14/us/jet-fuel-dump-elementary-school-trnd/index.html So here's my advice to the passengers; Firstly. Note the passive, past tense. Then take your seats. Fasten your lapbelts. Enjoy the drinks service. And never forget to claim your expenses. But please; Don't ever get to thinking you've earned a say. I mean. Even the Slough Rats are claiming they're learned the meaning of; "Meritocracy." And at this point it'd be rude not to. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ABsRDPl2m_k Given how much John Bolton clearly loves his Crack.
Did Nobody Mention.
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The Kingbox is Absolutely Massive. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ABfQuZqq8wg Which is handy. Because I'm sooo bored. https://youtube.com/watch?v=8xc7Zsv9YMU And Oh, Canada. If this is really your first time hearing music such as this; https://youtube.com/watch?v=UKp2CrfmVfw Don't worry. I'm sure colour photography will be arriving any day now. https://time.com/5680759/justin-trudeau-brownface-photo/
Oh, What Can It Mean?
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https://news.sky.com/story/government-reaches-agreement-to-save-flybe-11908700 I'm going to be Special Needs charitable and assume; They've finally accepted that this is not a matter for discussion. Let alone public discussion. So will be paying the minimum price. Then I will announce that they have paid the minimum price. After all it's inconceivable that anyone could be so stupid as to contemplate paying the maximum price. Without being locked up in some sort of institution. https://youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo Oh, now that was just unfair. Much like spot-the-ball. Everyone knows it's not gambling. When the result is already known. https://youtube.com/watch?v=_IJYtZYDUNY Sorry. Been sinking a few. https://youtube.com/watch?v=27CDenhSYRg 13 though. Apparently. https://youtube.com/watch?v=B1zCN0YhW1s
Hours.
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Nothing but hours. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqiblXFlZuk Incidentally; Not since 9/11 have passengers been allowed to think they can actually try and fly the things. https://news.sky.com/story/cabinet-trio-to-thrash-out-100m-flybe-rescue-package-11908144 Just in case how many hours have been wasted already.
Now There's An Amazing Coincidence.
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On Sunday (12/1/20) US President Trump warns Iran's security forces not to shoot protesters. On Monday (13/1/20) protesters in Iran suddenly start claiming that the security forces have been shooting at them. So I'm operating under the assumption that it could only have been intended as a satire. Of all the 'Popular Protests' the Obama regime inflicted on the World. I just hope there's no-one in Iran as stupid as the Black Live Matter mob.
Now That Should Trigger Your Paranoia.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/51100706 If you're squatting in one of the many houses famous only for their foul emanations. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzCyF0lrioc Obviously I'd do a joke about Britain still being convinced that Huawei being pronounced; "Huawei." But, sadly, they're not even that advanced. https://news.sky.com/story/trump-delegation-warns-uk-it-would-be-madness-to-use-huawei-in-5g-networks-11908194 So if Boris is still unable to answer the question of whether he has hours, days, weeks or months. I recommend he tries phoning his friend Donald Trump. In his personal capacity. And yes. We know all about the Williams sisters. And their walkon music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ligK-4HPL_U Once again proving; If you believe in Tennis. Then Climate Change is exactly what you deserve.
"A Temporary Truce Until ISIS Are Defeated."
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Hmmkay. If that's what you need to tell yourselves. https://youtube.com/watch?v=NN_xvE79iXE But I strongly recommend that you sweaty palmed civilians don't waste any time on this transition period. Because ain't nothing going to happen. Until the squatters have been arrested and my properties are vacated. http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2002/29/contents And No. They've never been free to associate themselves with Sussex. https://news.sky.com/story/harry-and-meghan-royals-supportive-of-sussexes-after-constructive-talks-11908009 If she still feels she's entitled, Gropecunt Lane is available. https://youtube.com/watch?v=mqOGWZvzqlQ
Starting to Actually Believe Hobo Lullabies
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Oh dear. Now that is careless. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-51086738 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1939183/cherie-blair-boots-tenant-out-to-hike-up-rent/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzCyF0lrioc You'd think a bunch of anti-Trump Progressives would've worked that out so much sooner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z6OEqc0uS0
Now Where is The Hague Located?
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Your Majesty. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/iran-s-only-female-olympic-medalist-appears-defect-criticizes-regime-n1114146 Because "False," "Offensive" and "Harmful." https://news.sky.com/story/prince-william-and-prince-harry-say-potentially-harmful-newspaper-story-is-false-11907726 Anyone would think you were trying to break up an embarrassment. Without adequately compensating the victim of said embarrassment. Which certainly doesn't sound like the sort of thing that's going to get you back in my good graces.
Why Are Iranians Protesting in the Streets?
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It's because these three nations have been refusing to comply with the nuclear deal. Since May 2018. https://dw.com/en/germany-france-uk-essential-iran-stick-to-nuclear-deal/a-51977341 And yes. Sometimes John Bolton sends the Marine Corps. Sometimes John Bolton sends ISIS. Other times John Bolton sends dumb f'ck intellectuals.
So In Summary.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51077897 Dominic Raab; Ain't nothing but my b'tch. https://youtube.com/watch?v=zIPHvyWMGBY As for this Universal Credit business. If we're still adamant we need someone to test it. I've heard rumours of this ultimate boomerang child. Iain Duncan Smith, whose grandiose delusions have caused him to lose everything. Including that house his Daddy-in-Law lets him live in. Rent free.
Clearly The Circus Eats Babies.
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Well. They claim all these babies have been born. Yet can't provide any evidence. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-51063549 #AllahuAkbar. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-01-11/china-reports-first-death-from-mysterious-pneumonia-outbreak So as Team Leader I can only strongly recommend. That they urgently refresh on K&R 101. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzjW-vkodtw
ICC v Taylor (2013) Strictly Forbids That.
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https://news.sky.com/story/queen-calls-crisis-meeting-over-harry-and-meghan-bombshell-11906636 The house clearances need to occur before anything that could be interpreted as material or moral support can even be discussed. It's actually a major concession on my part. Every time I don't invoke my right to have her, personally dragged off to The Hague. I mean. Seriously. At this point do we need more evidence that the Commonwealth's vetting procedures really aren't up to snuff. https://youtube.com/watch?v=5djVrVsI7W4
You've Heard Who's Cheering Soleimani's Murder Haven't You.
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Clearly The Jews And The Wus Are Right.
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https://news.sky.com/story/iran-admits-it-unintentionally-shot-down-ukrainian-passenger-jet-11905884 As I understood it the plan was to prickle away by-proxy. Then, once this Impeachment trial begins rain down the fires of hell upon the Golan Heights. Prompting Israel to retaliate against T4. Although, in their panic, they may well have missed and accidentally struck the Harper Valley PTA by mistake. A higher power though has intervened. To save Israel the bother. And draw attention to Eric Ciaramella's role in the downing of MH17. Without mentioning his attempts to legitimise the Christchurch Attacks. Obviously don't even think about searching for the name; "Eric Ciaramella" on either Facebook or Twitter. You will get banned. Under the Christchurch Call. https://youtube.com/watch?v=IKFn3JKJ-j4
Has No-One Told Them.
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Man needs legs. To hang tents and pegs. https://news.sky.com/story/labour-leadership-sir-keir-starmer-says-party-must-retain-radicalism-and-win-back-voters-11905882 https://news.sky.com/story/labour-leadership-four-mps-get-enough-support-from-colleagues-to-formally-run-11904775 https://news.sky.com/story/labour-leadership-hopeful-clive-lewis-calls-for-referendum-on-future-of-royal-family-11905353 And Stormzy's had his blown off at the junction. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpOOy7voiZI I mean. Seriously. For how long are we going to keep pretending. That preserving any of that is in the national interest. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50925024
Today is a New Day.
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January 11th 2020 (11/1/20). And look who's back. Providing guidance to wayward messiahs. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-01-11/china-reports-first-death-from-mysterious-pneumonia-outbreak On this cold and Frosty morning. Is this getting annoying yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkAJO_FOx4
Yet Another Highly Inappropriate Provocation.
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https://news.sky.com/story/anne-sacoolas-extradition-notice-sent-to-us-for-diplomats-wife-over-harry-dunn-death-11905753 Either Britain takes the first steps in its long road to recovery. Or it doesn't. By now even the dimmest bulb must be able to start to imagine what the maximum price can look like. https://youtube.com/watch?v=0MuC0nB3kWk
С Рождеством!
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I've been visiting my mothers for Christmas. In a garrison town where I'm currently about as pop ular as Novichok. Britain of course is still in the grips of the grand schism. Between fantasy and reality. So Chinese f ood . Obviousl y. I left on Tuesday (7/1/20) and have returned almost literally no w (10/1 /20). As has become practice I will do a fuller update in the coming days. Once I've had the oppo rtunity to sleep without having a cat trying to gnaw my fingers off and wor k out what small details are in fact important. However the main headli nes seem to be ; My sister is in the pr ocess of b uying a horse. Which gives me nasty flash backs to Season 1 of ; "The Affair." We did watch the start of the 20 20 season of the BBC's ; "Silent Witness." On one of those stupid Smart TV's . My mothers are sadly fully paid up members of the Zionist cult. They also took me to see that Obama biopic; "Jojo Rabbit." Without a ...
So The Closure Orders Don't Even Need To Go To The High Court.
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They can be signed directly by the Crown and executed within hours. https://news.sky.com/story/harry-and-meghan-royal-staff-given-days-to-work-out-how-sussexes-can-step-back-from-roles-11904783 Ditto the years of back pay & withheld qualifications. As I'm sure even the most deluded fantasist has worked out by now. I can step out of this in a click of my fingers. But not until Britain has fully settled its outstanding balance.
It's Really Not Hard.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-51007961 Article 51, Self-Defence applies only until the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) is able to meet on the issue. On the conflict in Syria/Iraq the UNSC has met and passed the Chapter 7 Resolution 2170 (2014). So no-one can invoke unilateral Self-Defence.
I'd Say; "Oh So There's a Vacancy."
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https://news.sky.com/story/harry-and-meghan-to-step-back-as-senior-royals-11904052 But the point is that the post was already filled when that abject libel descended. Obviously I would've reacted sooner. But I was busy with a proverb about a Jew in an attic. Well. I would've been. But apparently I still can't afford a ticket.
Now There's a Stark Contrast.
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Australian actress Yael Stone announces she's giving up work in Hollywood to combat Climate Change. https://us.cnn.com/2020/01/07/entertainment/yael-stone-green-card-australia-fires-scli-intl/index.html Elton John attends the Golden Globes in Hollywood Sunday. Then flies to Australia for a payday on Monday. And tries to claim he's helpful to anyone. https://us.cnn.com/2020/01/07/entertainment/elton-john-donates-1-million-australia/index.html
Kidnap & Ransom 101.
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Nobody's Going To Pay For Damaged Goods. So it would be a real bad idea for someone to listen to this haggard old song; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObLlaX3TgLE Knowing that it has been written for them. By someone who clearly doesn't care for them. Although even that someone's accepted. It's time to start paying down debts. https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/04/us/pink-australia-fires-donation-trnd/index.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cE_VRbvD7A
Aww, Bless. Camden.
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Still thinking it counts as a; "Cultural Site." https://us.cnn.com/2020/01/06/world/koko-camden-palace-music-venue-fire-london-trnd/index.html Rather than just a trash place for trash people. Who produce trash product. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1031437/ Which is why it's sometimes referred to as; "The London Borough of Bristol." https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118842/ You know. The type of place that still thinks this song is about strippers and prostitutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfB_7igQlnQ
Figured It Out Yet?
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7856647/Attacking-Irans-cultural-sites-war-crime-Trump-warned-Democrats-Britain.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Removal_of_Confederate_monuments_and_memorials Because someone seems real unpopular. https://www.npr.org/2020/01/06/794019779/earthquake-hits-puerto-rico-and-collapses-punta-ventana-a-landmark-coastal-arch?t=1578390300318 https://edition.cnn.com/2018/09/12/us/puerto-rico-bottled-water-dump-weir/index.html
Today is a New Day.
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January 7th 2020 (7/1/20). And I see that Cyprus has decided to retaliate. By making sure that British society has become a poorer place. https://news.sky.com/story/cyprus-british-teen-found-guilty-of-lying-about-gang-rape-gets-suspended-sentence-11902723 Because everytime a debt to society goes unpaid. Then society is left a poorer place. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3ES9iLDPfc So perhaps you should actually pass selection. Before forcing up the K&R Team Leader's budget even further. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMs56VnNmLQ
I Bet That Was An Awkward Phonecall.
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https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/iran-crisis-boris-johnson-iraqi-pm-adel-abdul-mahdi-peace-discussion-diplomacy-1356686 What with Adel Abdul Mahdi now only being Iraq's interim Prime Minister. Having been ousted by Britain at the end of November 2019. I mean obviously Britain didn't plan to oust him. They just repeated the mistakes of 2006. Rejecting the Chain-of-Command and thinking they were, in any way, qualified to be let out on their own. Before blowing through every warning light and stop sign as if they couldn't even see them. https://youtube.com/watch?v=06G67ZmDKfw So right now there really only should be one question of Boris Johnson's lips; How quickly can he deliver what's needed to get back into my good graces.
Clearly There Is No Crisis.
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https://news.sky.com/story/reynhard-sinaga-serial-rapist-handed-multiple-life-sentences-for-violent-campaign-11902070 If there were a crisis not even Britain could be so stupid as to think it could move forward with that. This is the sort of thing that only appears to fill time at the end of the news bulletin. In the; "And Finally Section." As in; "Those kooky kids. Whatever will they get up to next?!"
Remember. There Are No Stupid Questions.
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Only stupid people. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51003868 Stupid people I will not be tidying up after anymore. Until this death cycle of escalation, destabilisation and violence is brought to a permanent end. Not a temporary pause. Until the next time Britain gets drunk on its own retard and thinks it's entitled to opinions.
Today is a New Day.
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January 6th 2020 (6/1/20). A day on which NATO is going to hold an emergency meeting. To discuss the crisis with Iran. If they get time I suggest they also discuss the crisis in the Horn of Africa. The crisis in North Africa and the crisis in the Sahel Belt. Somehow I doubt that though. NATO is clearly not an organisation made up of strategic thinkers. I of course will be forced to miss proceedings. Ironically I will be spending the day in a supermarket. Unstacking rather than stacking the shelves. So can someone please record it for me. Apparently my "Training Officer" is going to have a real tough time. Explaining why they ever thought they were qualified to do my job. Take my money and live my life.
Boris Still Needs Someone To Turn The Console On For Him.
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Finally, The Absolute Cockpit Speaks Sense.
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https://news.sky.com/story/iran-crisis-trump-described-as-a-terrorist-in-a-suit-as-aggression-escalates-11901729 But sadly I think that's only because Boris continues to be too stupid to realise which Major-General we're talking about. After all the swift elimination of those 52 sites is not "retaliation or reprisal." It is Britain meeting its most basic obligations under the Rome Statute. The sort of assumed baseline that must be achieved before any form of negotiation can even be considered.
Any Cultural Or Other Protected Site.
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Immediately loses that protected status the moment it is used in the commission of a Crime Against Humanity. Examples of Crimes Against Humanity include rape, slavery and sexual slavery. Along with other cruel and inhumane acts. Such as conducting a medical experiment without the consent of the participants. Or any medical experiment that carries a statistically significant risk of death. So I strongly suggest that Foreign Secretary Raab makes himself aware of that implication. Before he repeats America's demand that; "Iran Must Behave Like a Normal Country!" After all it seems an unwise time to be boasting to everyone of the inescapable fact that UK Armed Forces are currently an illegal armed group akin to ISIS. And he only seems to be causing unnecessary offence by clinging to the deluded belief that Britain's eternal shame are any form of human, protected by any form of right. https://edition.cnn.com/middleeast/live-news/us-iran-soleimani-tensions...
Today is a New Day.
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January 5th 2020 (5/1/20). Obviously the 52 sites are being monitored. I can confirm that once again Britain has chosen escalation and aggression. So perhaps it might be time to stop talking to them in metaphors. After all Britain seems to have set some sort of mental health record here. 15 continuous years in the grips of a violent, delusion psychotic episode. Meaning it is pretty clear that they do not pass the rational actor test.
In Watchmen There is a Drug Called; "Nostalgia."
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So I assume here we are dealing with a case of; "Intelligence." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-50992849 Because there is clearly no substance more foreign to Britain. For example they woke up this morning and declared that the conversation is to stay closed. Yet here they are still trying to have the conversation. Absolutely bricking it over the notion Russia will use its free passes solving Britain's problems for them. When clearly those are the burdens Britain chose to pick up. It can try to carry them further or put them down. Marching orders and adult supervision are the only charity they're going to get.
Enjoying The Warm Up?
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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-iraq-security-base/two-rockets-fall-inside-iraqi-air-base-housing-u-s-troops-security-sources-idUSKBN1Z30IC https://www.reuters.com/article/us-iraq-security-military/multiple-rockets-fall-in-green-zone-baghdad-air-base-iraqi-military-idUSKBN1Z30JP Because Donald Trump needs to learn. He does something that stupid then he gets hit where he lives. I don't think there's any dispute within the community that Iran now has a free pass. And Iran will have a free pass until the US apologises and Mike Pompeo is dismissed. As f'ck ups go that was an instant career ender. None of that retiring quietly in a couple of weeks, when things have blown over a bit. He goes now. Wearing full shame.
You Chose To Close The Conversation.
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If you wish to re-open the conversation. Then your superior officer has given you your marching orders. As you are still struggling to come to terms with the events of September 11th 19 years ago. You clearly do not have further time to waste on insubordination. https://news.sky.com/story/rod-stewart-charged-with-battery-over-alleged-incident-on-nye-in-florida-11900938 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOt3oQ_k008
Go Vegan To Combat Climate Change.
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https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/golden-globes-go-vegan-we-want-send-a-good-message-1265418 Oh, no dear. Clearly you need protein and amino acids. To finally grow some brain cells. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2016/10/05/obama-hails-historic-ratification-of-paris-climate-agreement/?
Yeah. We All Remember The Old Road.
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/u-s-sending-thousands-more-troops-mideast-after-baghdad-attack-n1110081 And where it ends. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1115905/ Although I can assure you. H47/Rabia's a much more effective jump off point. You remember Rabia? It's what Brigade 45 secured for you. Against John McCain's Sandstorm.
PMF Brigade, #YBS Again Was It.
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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-iraq-security-blast-taji/air-strikes-targeting-iraqi-militia-kill-six-army-source-idUSKBN1Z229P Because we all know how furious Donald Trump is. That Nadia Murad's pussy had the cheek to escape. Oh, I'm sorry. Was I just meant to sit here and smile. Maybe crack one of my famous jokes. That makes everything seem okay. When we all know. Yes. Life will knock you that hard. So come on Parkland. I've heard you like to march. For a certain cause. So why aren't you down Mar-a-Lago tonight? Lynching it from the nearest lamppost. So allow me to assure Ms Pelosi; Impeachment will proceed as scheduled. And it will pass with 100% of the vote. If need be we'll explain it to Satan's latest little bum boy. After the event. https://eu.usatoday.com/story/onpolitics/2013/05/28/mccain-syria-graham-twitter/2365979/
Suleiman Was Plotting To Kill Americans.
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What, as many as John Bolton was planning to?! Yeah. I speak as a decorated veteran of John Bolton's psychosis. And I mean "decorated" in the traditional sense; A couple of dead friends, minor TBI and somewhat questionable depth perception. I'm also someone who basically woke up to the news that one of their workmates had been murdered overnight. So allow me to assure you. That is absolute bullsh't. https://edition.cnn.com/2020/01/03/politics/mike-pompeo-iran-soleimani-strike-cnntv/index.html Because I know all the boots on the ground knew that Baghdad Embassy business was nothing but performance art. I mean. I'm pretty sure I even saw Emily Blunt down there in the mix somewhere.
Swearing Like A Trooper.
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But then I've earned that right. https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/local-news/iran-captured-15-royal-navy-3060310 Unlike a certain sixth rate, mulatto loving, I could mention. #PaidInAccordanceWithRank. https://www.elle.com/uk/life-and-culture/culture/news/a40593/prince-harry-promotion-royal-marines-meghan-markle/ And she's very, very rank. https://youtube.com/watch?v=UydJUuST4yw But then that's Bristol talents for you. https://youtube.com/watch?v=gOv9nUVWKLY
I'm Sorry.
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Dinner was late. Someone made the mistake of telling Dumb Fuck that he's allowed to talk. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/prince-william-narrates-mental-health-film-played-before-fa-cup-games-a4325246.html I mean. Has the Syph-riddled old cunt still not heard? https://news.sky.com/story/australia-bushfires-navy-begins-evacuating-thousands-trapped-in-coastal-town-11900050 That libel is getting lifted. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/harry-meghan-archie-new-years-a4323886.html Seriously. For how long am I meant to suffer. Having that abject fucking failure trying to associate itself with my successes.
I Have Purchased Site Trousers.
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You know, The hard-wearing combat pants. With the tool-belt sewn in. Not for any theatrical reason. The manky assed jeans I wear to clean the bathroom finally wore out. So I had a simple choice; Buy a replacement pair with fitted knee-pads. Or buy a pair without. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ur6Kgu7wIEE
Ah, So. The Absolute Bottom of the Barrel Was Scraped.
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That absolute wastrel Richard Ratcliffe was dredged up by the BBC. https://www.facebook.com/bbcnews/posts/10156585830822217 Yet, at no point, did Mr Johnston ask him; "So who do you think should be the team leader?" "When there's a Kidnap & Ransom job that absolutely must be done." Which is a shame. He's currently doing an absolute ball fuck job of convincing the Chain-of-Command that his wife's anywhere except exactly where she should be. I mean. It might finally be time for someone to actually fill her in. Because he clearly never touched the fucking sides.
🎶Somebody Needs Attention!
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Just in case you were still wondering about the definition of; "Pansexual." https://news.sky.com/story/layla-moran-potential-lib-dem-leadership-candidate-comes-out-as-pansexual-11900143 Or in this specific case; Layla Moran: Too Stupid to Realise She's Being Raped. https://youtube.com/watch?v=4jiur5KrBsA She says. Forcing the K&R team leader's budget up by another £20million. You remember the K&R team leader. Don't you. BBC Middle-East 'Expert' Alan Johnston. So seeing as how everyone's suddenly feeling empowered to inflict their 'truth' on reality. Why don't you tell them the truth. Of every time you consented during the last little love affair with the Army of Islam. And for how many years you were signed off sick afterwards. Because it's real hard to imagine anything good coming of a world. With that trash still in it. https://youtube.com/watch?v=zH3RPsiMMAY Hey, your Majesty. And...