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He Slurred.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/20/kash-patel-sues-the-atlantic-magazine-for-drinking-report/ 

Today is a New Day.

Tuesday April 21st 2026 (21/4/26). I've yet to decide what I'm going to do with the one day every two weeks I'm able to dedicate to general yardwork. Cutting the grass probably, it needs doing at least once a month at this time of year. However if I do end up using sand and cement I'll remember to wear a mask. Possibly a bandana or neck gaitor, for the full Coachella chic. 

We Can Only Hope He Was Lucky Enough To Die In His Sleep.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15746021/Don-Schiltz-country-music-dies-Kenny-Rogers-Gambler.html

I Wasn't Aware That A Lack Of Offences Was The Problem.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1j715kd728o The Fox Babies have already adapted to the dumpster fire that tried ruining everyone's sunny Sunday afternoon.  The air vents beneath the Black Lion have now been redesigned to be Fox accessible. Two are even gaining the confidence to come out in daylight. I think that's good. With the Fox Nursery not being used their mother's generation didn't imprint on me. So after hiding from the cold and the wet all winter they completely forget who I am by the spring.

I Wasn't Aware It Was A Mystery Who'd Been Feeding Cr'p To The Giant Baby.

https://news.sky.com/story/rat-poison-found-in-jars-of-baby-food-in-austria-police-say-13533756 https://news.sky.com/story/donald-trump-claims-he-caused-large-bruise-on-hand-by-clipping-it-on-table-13497959 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/id-imagine-everything-must-seem.html

So Not The State Then.

https://news.sky.com/story/iranian-national-arrested-in-la-on-suspicion-of-arms-trafficking-for-iran-reports-us-attorney-13533805

I Told You There Was A Lot Of Pressure In My Sinuses That Needed To Come Out(!)

https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/strong-74-magnitude-quake-hits-off-japan-tsunami-warning-issued-2026-04-20/ Of course telling people about it didn't make it better. It getting better left me able to do and say things beyond the absolute essentials. Obviously a return to stupidity is still pencilled in for Wednesday (22/4). However if I ever do finish this gate and if I am forced to use metal joining pins I will bow in deepest shame before Miyadaiku. It's less a religion than the basic principles of Structural Engineering, desperately trying to keep the forces in balance. Before attempting anymore cunning Jedi mind-tricks we can only hope certain people go and learn what Star Wars is stolen from.