An Actual Four Candles.

Sorry, I've been experimenting with a miniature fan-assisted electric oven aka an; "Air-Fryer."

To begin these experiments I had to make space by clearing out the stacked kitchen cabinets.

In doing so I discovered a really old packet of candles. Not the nice candles you use for things like dinner parties. The nasty candles you use for power cuts.

So I thought; "What are these for now? We've not had a Labour government for 15 years. We've got solar powered lanterns for such things now anyway.

"Oh well, I suppose I should see how many candles there are in the packet."

"One."

"Two."

"Three."

"Oh, p'ss off! "

I'd post pictures but do remember that time I got banned from Twitter. In the hope I'd write legislation for online safety, for free(?!)

Or that time I got banned from Instagram. In the hope I'd write legislation for online safety, for free(?!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZTwjljm5qc (Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio).